The Call of the Wild has been sitting on my shelf for a very long time now, and since I needed a book to read for my March classic, I figured it would be a good choice. It’s short and it’s about animals. Sounds like a win, right?

The Call of the Wild: One Star for DogThe Call of the Wild by Jack London
Published by Scholastic Genres: Children's Classic, Fiction
Pages: 172
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Life is good for Buck in Santa Clara Valley, where he spends his days eating and sleeping in the golden sunshine. But one day a treacherous act of betrayal leads to his kidnap, and he is forced into a life of toil and danger. Dragged away to be a sledge dog in the harsh and freezing cold Yukon, Buck must fight for his survivial. Can he rise above his enemies and become the master of his realm once again?

Okay so I have quite a list of grievances to make for The Call of the WIld, but instead of listing every single one of them, I’m going to highlight just a few.

The main character is a dog, not a wolf. 

Well you could have fooled me. Why put WOLF DOG on EVERY SINGLE COVER of this dang book if it was a freaking mountain dog mix? NO WHERE it does talk about Buck being a husky, so if he’s not a husky, STOP MAKING HIM LOOK LIKE WOLF.

They literally just fight all of the time

Seriously half of this book is dogs fighting. I think it was effective the first time, but after that I had a hard time keeping my eyes open. Reading about gnashing teeth, snarling, tearing flesh and blah blah blah got awfully old.

There’s more animal abuse than I’d care to read about. 

When the dogs aren’t fighting they’re basically being starved or beaten. The time Buck finally encounters someone nice and non-abusive (who I’m proud to share a last name with!) was the only time I was able to pay slightly more attention.

Dogs aren’t really all that majestic, you know.

Jack London needs a little dog education. He’s painting dogs out to be amazing and magnificent, when really, we all know they’re just derpy af like this:

Did you read Call of the Wild? Do you agree that dogs are actually derp machines and not super magnificent creatures?